Frequently Asked Questions of Mike Burns
I'm asked many things. Some, like questions involving the addition of vectors or dates of events, are not asked much; others, especially ones involving my sneakers, my face, and my hair, are common questions. I figure that if I put them all in one place I can be asked more interesting, new questions.
In addition, I have a full
sneaker FAQ with additional questions and answers. Why don't you cut your hair?
It didn't to anything to me; why should I hurt it?!
Short hair is ugly.
You don't have a word processor?!
What would I do with one, were I to have one?
How many computers do you have?
Working computers only, or all of them?
Laptop: Compaq Presario, 266MHz
Dell OptiPlex, 133MHz
Acer Aspire, 133MHz
Compaq DeskPRO, 20MHz
HP Pavilion, 133MHz
Doorstop: MassCOMP, not sure how to use it What kind of
music do you listen to?
Mostly classic rock, plus some punk and modern rock.
Who is your favourite band?
I don't have one.
Yeah, they are.
Did you know that only half of your face is shaved?
No, thanks for the heads-up.
knew that I forgot something! Yep.
Do you only have one side burn?
Why do you only shave half of your face?
Because I'm too lazy to shave both sides.
To free Switzerland from its oppressive rule.
I'm too busy to do both halfs.
To keep the zebras from attacking me.
I like the "Who's on first" joke I got in there. Disappointingly, I have
the same sense of humor today.
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