Frequently Asked Questions of Mike Burns

I'm asked many things. Some, like questions involving the addition of vectors or dates of events, are not asked much; others, especially ones involving my sneakers, my face, and my hair, are common questions. I figure that if I put them all in one place I can be asked more interesting, new questions.

In addition, I have a full sneaker FAQ with additional questions and answers.

Why don't you cut your hair?

You don't have a word processor?!

How many computers do you have?

What kind of music do you listen to?

Who is your favourite band?

Did you know that only half of your face is shaved?

Do you only have one side burn?

Why do you only shave half of your face?

Retrospective,

I like the "Who's on first" joke I got in there. Disappointingly, I have the same sense of humor today.

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