What happened to your sneakers? What's with the sandals?
- The sneakers were too much work.
Do you know that your sneakers don't match?
- No, but thank you for informing me.
- Yes they do; one is the left and one is the right.
- I thought orange matched green! Oops!
Your sneakers aren't the same colour!
- Your sneakers contain black, white, blue, ...
- Sure they are.
Did they come like that?
Why do you wear two differently coloured sneakers?
- To save Switzerland from its oppressive rule.
- To keep the lions away.
You must have another pair at home just like that!
How come they match?
- Because I told them to.
- No they don't.
- Red doesn't match red!
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