Sneaker FAQ

What happened to your sneakers? What's with the sandals?

The sneakers were too much work.

Do you know that your sneakers don't match?

No, but thank you for informing me.
Yes they do; one is the left and one is the right.
I thought orange matched green! Oops!
Yep.

Your sneakers aren't the same colour!

Your sneakers contain black, white, blue, ...
Sure they are.
Yep.

Did they come like that?

No.
Yep.

Why do you wear two differently coloured sneakers?

To save Switzerland from its oppressive rule.
To keep the lions away.
Yep.

You must have another pair at home just like that!

Yep.

How come they match?

Because I told them to.
No they don't.
Red doesn't match red!
Yep.

Retrospective, October 2017

It's worth noting that at the time, and today, I don't believe in FAQs unless the Q's are indeed F A'ed. These were also my actual smartass answers.

Yep.

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