Sneaker Frequently Asked Questions

What happened to your sneakers? What's with the sandals?

• The sneakers were too much work.

Do you know that your sneakers don't match?

• No, but thank you for informing me.
• Yes they do; one is the left and one is the right.
• I thought orange matched green! Oops!
• Yep.

Your sneakers aren't the same colour!

• Your sneakers contain black, white, blue, ...
• Sure they are.
• Yep.

Did they come like that?

• No.
• Yep.

Why do you wear two differently coloured sneakers?

• To save Switzerland from its oppressive rule.
• To keep the lions away.
• Yep.

You must have another pair at home just like that!

• Yep.

How come they match?

• Because I told them to.
• No they don't.
• Red doesn't match red!
• Yep.

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